The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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