I wish i was in the wii world.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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