she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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