Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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