But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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