return my video game
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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