Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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