He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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