you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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