i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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