Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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