Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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