woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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