i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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