I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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