Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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