Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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