sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
babies were throwing up all over the place
ugly people sure do ruin things
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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