I just saw a hot homeless man
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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