you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
