I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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