before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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