Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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