I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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