Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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