Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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