found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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