party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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