i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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