Kareoke will never be a sober sport
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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