using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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