I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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