Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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