I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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