His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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