So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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