it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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