Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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