It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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