The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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