how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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