): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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