Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just had sex on a roof
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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