New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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You. Win. At. Life.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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