If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
