while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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