Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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