in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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