sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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