one two three fourrrrnication!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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