your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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