do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He has the fingertips of a God
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