Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
