She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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