Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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