whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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