Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
